It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
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Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
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The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
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