ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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