She said her name was "party"
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
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Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
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And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
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He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
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