Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
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My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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