im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
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Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
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You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
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