I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
How external is "for external use only"?
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My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
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Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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