If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
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Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
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I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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