I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
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its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
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I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?