I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
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if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
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IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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