Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
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I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
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It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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