At least make sure they are 18
Why
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
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The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
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Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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