who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
29 Petty People Reveal The Shallow Reasons They Turned Someone Down
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
21 Horribly Evil Pranks To Play On Your Drunk Friends
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision