she was so not down for the gang bang
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I'm sobbing to NWA
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.