Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
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Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
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I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.