It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
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There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
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Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night