just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
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Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
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I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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