Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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