: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
Randomize
