About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
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Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
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She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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