is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
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Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
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Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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