Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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