Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
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just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
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I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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