Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I'm at about main and main street
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.