I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
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God gave him joint rollers for hands
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
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you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I would ride that face into the sunset
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone