Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
i love accidental penises.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
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do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
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dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
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