Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
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She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
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Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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