airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
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there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
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I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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