I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
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i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
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I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
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