There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
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I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
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Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
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