She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
barbara walters just said penis...
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
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Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
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You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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