East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
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With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
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The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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