I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I am full of burrito and curiosity
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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