Just made out with a pet sitter. His biz card says "even hamsters". Lowest point in my life.
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
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craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
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I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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