We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
too bad you live with your parents still
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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