I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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