and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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