Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
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i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
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