Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
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My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
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I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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