I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
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The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
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just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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