Already got asked if we're dating
no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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