so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
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I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
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Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
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