I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
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Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
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My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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