belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
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This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
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I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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