Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
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Don't EVER smell your tampon
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
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I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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