Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
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Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
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I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.