do herpes really smell.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
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Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
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a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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