he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
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...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
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Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize