you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
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Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
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There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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