Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
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Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
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IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Randomize