NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
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He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
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Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
My ass is underappreciated
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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