Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
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