my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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