As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
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You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
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Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
My dick has a subreddit
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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