i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
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I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
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Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
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