I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
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